“ATTENTION: IF YOU SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT WITH ME AND DO NOT SHOW UP (without canceling) I WILL PUT YOU ON THE NATIONAL BLACK LIST AND FLAG YOUR PHONE NUMBERS. FEEL FREE TO GOOGLE NATIONAL BLACK LIST. (Think "Review" site for clients) ONCE SOMEONE ADDS YOU, YOU WILL BE THERE FOREVER. ANYONE THAT GOOGLES YOUR NAME AND/OR NUMBER WILL SEE THAT YOU ARE A DOUCHE BAG. TRUST ME IT IS NOT WORTH IT. ”

I AM LOCATED IN NORTH SAN DIEGO

**ATTENTION! PLEASE READ"

I have said it 100 times. Do I really need to say it again? Obviously, yes....So here goes.:

DO NOT text me anything explicit or anything that you wouldnt want your mother-in-law to read. WHY?... Because you NEVER know who is on the other end of the phone. Also, I do not hide my phone from my family. To do so would be highly suspicious. I allow my family to use my phone regularly. If anyone chooses to text me inappropriate texts or tries to engage me in explicit conversation I will block you, forever. (and put a spell on you for all your hair to fall out) TRUST me, if you text anything inappropriate, eventually you WILL get caught..

760-688-2017

  • I understand that not everyone will be able to visit me based on my fees. I have very high standards and my fee reflects the quality of service I provide. My fees are set to ensure that I attract clean, generous and kind clients. I find when I have lowered my fee, the type of client I get is less desirable. I am certified and offer REAL bodywork with a professional skill level. This is not just a "bodyrub" I do a REAL full body massage. (PS. My fee is NON negotiable.)

THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE SESSIONS

(This is a clinical type of massage, and you will be draped appropriately so)

$120/HOUR (FULL 60 MINUTES)

WITH MY SIGNATURE THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE TREATMENT, YOU RECEIVE A FULL UN-RUSHED 60 MINUTES OF COMBINATION OF LIGHT TO DEEP EFFLEURAGE, BLENDING LONG STROKES WITH STRETCHING, COMPRESSION AND RANGE OF MOTION TO INCREASE CIRCULATION AND IMPROVE YOUR OVERALL WELL BEING.  

AT THE END OF EACH SESSION, I USE A HOT TOWEL TO FRESHEN UP YOUR HANDS & FEET. A HOT SHOWER IS ALWAYS OFFERED BEFORE AND/OR AFTER YOUR TREATMENT. PLEASE SERIOUSLY CONSIDER SHOWERING BEFORE YOUR MASSAGE. I DO NOT DOCK YOUR TIME FOR SHOWERING. IN FACT, I WILL GIVE YOU EXTRA TIME FOR SHOWERING.

 

FULL BODY MASSAGE

These are non-clinical type massages and draping is optional

$200/60 MIN.

$260/90 MIN.

$380/120 MIN.

YOUR FULL BODY MASSAGE TREATMENT IS A COMBINATION OF MY SIGNATURE THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE WITH ADDED RELAXING MOMENTS EITHER AT THE BEGINNING OF YOUR TREATMENT OR AT THE FINISH. I OFFER UN-RUSHED SESSIONS THAT INCLUDE OPEN CONVERSATIONS, TOTAL HONESTY AND LOVING KINDNESS.  

VIP FULL BODY

(This is for returning clients only)

$220/60 min